A little about me: - 10+ years of marketing and branding experience - Took over democratically-run high school's school council with a coalition of other students - Had first TV interview at 6 years old on father's daytime talk show - Has strong opinions on the right number of computer monitors to have - No nickname has ever successfully taken off - Reads historical fiction, sci-fi, and court decisions - Carries around hundreds of electrolyte packs at conferences to keep everyone hydrated - Manages digital communities of 3-20+million subscribers for fun - Generally knows "a bit too much" about the internet - Always happy to make new friends, but not interested in buying anything unless I reach out to you