Before belly flopping into the deep end of the writing pool, M.J. combined several mind-mashing decades in the corporate world, with joyous moments lecturing at Montreal's McGill University. Now, free from politically correct corporate-speak and the obligation to wear pants, he writes humorous short stories and fictional novels from his home in Canada. Born in Rugby, England, M.J. was snatched from the crib and quickly immersed in all facets of British humour. He spent his childhood searching for the meaning of life through a lens dominated by Goons, Pythons and Galactic Hitchhikers. So, it should come as no surprise that, as a grown man, his global perspective remains a tad bent. Unable to skate, M.J. was considered an outcast in Canada and summari...